| 1. Make friends with the bees and become their leader. 2. Avoid making any "dumb bee" jokes 3. Attempt to hug people 4. Attend a 50th wedding aniversy party 5. Sing the "flight of the bumble-bee" 6. Do the eleticic slide 7. Vote Independent! 8. Critique a movie/painting 9. get your laundry done |
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| MORE DANCING! NOW! You there! (points at you) yes you, reading this right now. You put on some happy music and dance! You will call me and tell me of your dancing! I will dance too! BOOTY SHAKE = INSTANT HAPPINESS  Rock out!
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| Why haven't we developed human-updates yet? it's the future jimmy-nutron, and i want to be able to shoot lazers out of my fingertips. or how about some sort of leg impant so i can jump like the million-dollar man? I mean really! Ok i understand that not everyone in the world should have wepons in their body. i can already see that headlines about "fire dick" the man who burns down buildings by shooting fire out of his slong, but there could be other types of implants. why not a hand-y skillet for cooking eggs? OH! how about a well-placed tape rewinder? talk about being kind, rewind! Blender-teeth for the elderly, mop-feet for janitors, buffing hands for car-wash guys, disco-balls for porn stars, 27fingers for computer geeks and pod racers, vibrating tounges for...well everyone! underarm air fresheners, self wiping butts, actual heelies! Let's embrace the future people! 
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| Centor: This isn't reality! that would never happen in real life, who in their right mind would eat a live cockroach? Who dreams up this nonsence! Me: how do you wipe your ass? it's so far away from the rest of you... Centor: who the hell are you?! Get out of my house! Me: can i ride you? Centor: OUT! |
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| No i will NOT be your dental-hygenest! Yes i WILL be your "Love Hurricane" |
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