Why haven't we developed human-updates yet? it's the future jimmy-nutron, and i want to be able to shoot lazers out of my fingertips. or how about some sort of leg impant so i can jump like the million-dollar man? I mean really! Ok i understand that not everyone in the world should have wepons in their body. i can already see that headlines about "fire dick" the man who burns down buildings by shooting fire out of his slong, but there could be other types of implants. why not a hand-y skillet for cooking eggs? OH! how about a well-placed tape rewinder? talk about being kind, rewind! Blender-teeth for the elderly, mop-feet for janitors, buffing hands for car-wash guys, disco-balls for porn stars, 27fingers for computer geeks and pod racers, vibrating tounges for...well everyone! underarm air fresheners, self wiping butts, actual heelies! Let's embrace the future people!